Bob Newhart

“This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I’m not about to screw with it now.”

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Jack Lemmon

“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”

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J. K. Rowling

“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.”

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Dwight L. Moody

“I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man.”

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