Will Rogers

“I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”

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A. J. Liebling

“Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.”

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Don Marquis

“Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.”

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Bob Newhart

“This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I’m not about to screw with it now.”

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Jack Lemmon

“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”

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J. K. Rowling

“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.”

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Dwight L. Moody

“I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man.”

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