“I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.”
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Joan Crawford
“I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.”
Ted Turner
“Sports is like a war without the killing.”
Jimmy Buffett
“Indecision may or may not be my problem.”
Truman Capote
“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”
Mary Pickford
“Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.”
J. P. Morgan
“A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.”
Douglas Horton
“When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. – they’ll find something.”
Imelda Marcos
“I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.”
Will Durant
“Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.”