Joan Crawford

“I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.”

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Ted Turner

“Sports is like a war without the killing.”

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Jimmy Buffett

“Indecision may or may not be my problem.”

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Truman Capote

“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”

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Mary Pickford

“Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.”

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J. P. Morgan

“A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.”

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Douglas Horton

“When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. – they’ll find something.”

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Imelda Marcos

“I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.”

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Will Durant

“Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.”

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