Category: Funny

“A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.”

“When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. – they’ll find something.”

“I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.”

“Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.”

“I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.”

“I have never been hurt by what I have not said.”

“A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance.”

“A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in.”

“If you don’t think every day is a good day, just try missing one.”

“To know one’s self is wisdom, but not to know one’s neighbors is genius.”