J. P. Morgan

“A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.”

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Douglas Horton

“When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. – they’ll find something.”

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Imelda Marcos

“I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.”

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Will Durant

“Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.”

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Herbert Spencer

“A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance.”

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Cavett Robert

“If you don’t think every day is a good day, just try missing one.”

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Minna Antrim

“To know one’s self is wisdom, but not to know one’s neighbors is genius.”

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