“I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.”

“I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.”

“Sports is like a war without the killing.”

“Indecision may or may not be my problem.”

“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”

“Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.”

“A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.”

“When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. – they’ll find something.”

“I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.”

“Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.”